You Say You Want a Resolution

Here’s a conversation I had with a female friend of mine over IM earlier this evening:

(Picking up in the middle of the conversation)

Friend: I had sex about a week ago

NYCDG: yeah, with who?

Friend: this guy I met at a bar

NYCDG: Nice. Random sex can be fun, but very awkward at times…especially in the morning.

Friend: yeah, tell me about it. All I wanted him to do was leave in the morning.

NYCDG: believe me, that’s probably all he wanted to do too. :)

Friend: thanks

NYCDG: np. So where did he jiz?

Friend: what kind of question is that?

NYCDG: an important one

Friend: If you must know, he came on my tits

NYCDG: nice one, buddy

Friend: I swear why are guys so obsessed with jizzing on things? Why can’t they just cum in the condom, that’s what it’s there for. I mean, I’m like “whatever,” but still…

NYCDG: resolution

Friend: what?

NYCDG: Guys like cumming on the female for resolution. Well, sort of.

Friend: bullshit. Guys like cumming on women because it’s degrading.

NYCDG: that couldn’t be further from the truth. Guys like cumming on women because that’s what porn stars do…and guys watch lots of porn.

Friend: porn stars to do it because it’s degrading to women.

NYCDG: false. Porn stars do it because the director tells them to do it

Friend: the director tells them to do it because it’s degrading to women.

NYCDG: also false. Directors tell porn stars to do it for resolution.

Friend: ?

NYCDG: as weak as it might be, porn movies still tell stories

Friend: yeah, of ugly sluts getting fucked in the ass

NYCDG: maybe, but it’s a story nonetheless…and all stories need resolutions. What kind of an ending would it be if the guy blew his load inside of her…or worse yet, shot it down her throat while she was blowing him?

Friend: I can’t believe we’re talking about this

NYCDG: think about it. An ending like that wouldn’t be sincere and could easily be faked. What god fearing guy is going to get his rocks off to some dude supposedly shooting his load? Guys are visual…we need to see what happens…enter the “money shot”

Friend: jesus

NYCDG: hey, it’s the truth…it’s all about resolution.

Friend: so if a guy wants to cum on me I should just let him because he’s visual and needs some resolution to the sex?

NYCDG: no, it’s probably because he’s a perv and wishes he was a porn star…but you should still let him

I thought you might like that.

Cheers,

NYCDG